• I write novels for teenagers.
• I’m searching for someone who loves them as much as I do.
• I’m usually pretty funny. Sometimes clever. Often silly.
• I’m blogging to connect with readers who like my style and to hear interesting, eclectic things from them.
• I won't overwhelm you with big words or good nutrition. Like a non-calorie doughnut of delicious words.
• My newest manuscript involves a high school marching band, synesthesia, and a germaphobe.
• I’m a bit of a germaphobe.
• I love my Urban Dictionary. My kids hate when I read it. Why?
• I have mad skills at thrift-scoring my bomb-diggity threads.
• That’s why.
• I love fried chicken, chocolate cake, and Chinese food and think there should be enormous cash prizes for the discoverers of same.
• I hate lima beans and Brussels sprouts and think it should be a crime to grow them.
• Love these words: edumacation, truthiness, newsertainment.
• Hate these: moist (too gross), lull (bad mouth-feel), arguably (too stupid).
• Love Broadway. Hate opera.
• I’m an expert on exactly one topic — me.
• I don’t know much about hair-styling, the water cycle or being a millionaire, but I bet I could learn.
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